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The French Man, English Man, And The American.
 
There was a French man, English man and an American man.  They were all explorers.  On one of their expeditions, they were captured by natives.  The natives came to the explorers in the tent where they were being held.  The man said "I have some bad news, we have to kill you but you get to choose how you die, we will use your skins to make a canoe."  The English man said "The pistol for me" he siad "God save the Queen!" And he blew his brains out.  The French man said "I will take ze poison" and he drank it down and said "Viva la Franz!"  In a demanding voice, the American said "Gimme a fork!"  The native looked puzzled but did as he was told, he handed him the fork.  The American started to jab it into himself over and over again.  In the stomach, in the side, and there was alot of blood! "What are you doing?!" The native asked with disgust.  "There goes your canoe a**hole!"
 

 

2 American Guys


Two American guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.

"I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder."

"What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light."

"What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there."

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